Útivistarfélagið Díonýsus

For those of you from Iceland - laugh.
And for those of you who just are lucky enough to know someone from Iceland
- maybe this will help you understand.

You know you are from Iceland when ................

Snow tires come standard on all your cars.

You have gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week.

You learned to drive a tractor before the training wheels were off your
bike.

Down South to you means Canada.

Birds chirping at 3am in July is normal.

You have a passport to leave the island.

You don´t have a caughing fit from one sip of Brennivin.

Your idea of creative landscaping is a tree.

Wearing high heels and a skirt, and going out dancing is "normal" during a
hurricane.

You were unaware there is a legal drinking age.

You decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a weekend.

You enjoy driving in the winter because the potholes fill in with snow.

Your sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.

Headlines read "Cow born in Strútafjörður"

At least once a year, a family members´ kitchen doubles as a meat
processing
plant.

You actually understand these jokes

posted by Hrebbna @ 12:10